$BGATES HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
BULL
GATES.
Where do you want
to moo today?
He gave the world Windows.
We gave him horns.
CERTIFIED
BULLISHsince the dial-up era
BULLISHsince the dial-up era
Done. Horns successfully installed.Internet Zone
C:\INTERNET\BULLGATESAll systems moo.
BULL
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01 / THE ORIGIN STORYFile last modified: in a bull market
HELLO, WORLD. MEET BULL.
He used to run Windows.
Now he runs with the bulls.
CTRL + ALT +
DE-GEN
DE-GEN
Somewhere between his 400th spreadsheet and a mandatory software update, Bill discovered a new feature: horns.
Introducing Bull Gates ($BGATES). A completely unserious Solana memecoin, paired with MSFTx on StonkFun. Because the only thing more powerful than a monopoly is a really committed bit.
The suit stays. The glasses stay.
The bear thesis goes straight
to the Recycle Bin.
02 / THE SHARED FOLDERNo actual sharing. Just excellent files.
7 objects selected by natural degen selection.100% parody